For example, this is the chorus to "I Love New York" from the new album:
Other cities always make me mad
Other places always make me sad
No other city ever made me glad
Except New York
I love New York
It's like you're privy to her most private thoughts, huh?
Okay, enough with the deadpanning. WTF? I could have written that. In fact, I think I did write it--in first grade when Miss Cramer gave us an assignment that was, like, "Write a poem describing where you'll live after you grow up and decide you're too fabulous for the Lehigh Valley." Maybe Lourdes was helping Mommy at work that day?
Madonna's intelligence is generally, uh, of the non-verbal variety, and that's okay--she's a musician and dancer primarily. Her lyrics are almost never graceful--she likes clunky metaphors and lines that scan dicily--but when she's at her best, they're punchy and immediate. Frequently (as above), she's at both her best and her worst in the space of the same song. Of course, maddeningly enough, I love "I Love New York" to death. It's just, I swear I can feel that chorus making me dumber every time I hear it.
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Never understood her appeal.
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It's pretty obvious, from listening to it, that the silliness is intentional. I don't think that excuses everything, though; and I like your explanation better, since it gives everything a nice subtext.